The Swarthmore Borough Human Relations Commission stands to grow by two to four members, and to gain additional functions, if Borough Council votes next Monday to approve changes proposed in a new ordinance. At the April 1 work session, council’s General Government Committee chair Sarah Graden described the proposed changes to borough statutes which would be effected by ordinance #1086, and set the context for action.

Prom Dresses and Accessories Offered at Special Saturday Sale at Trinity Thrift Shop

For 43 years, savvy shoppers have been coming to Trinity Thrift Shop to buy housewares, clothing (men’s, women’s and children’s), linens, toys, sporting goods, books, artwork, jewelry, furniture and vintage items. While our sales are on the first and third Fridays of each month, from 8:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., we will be open for a special Saturday sale on April 13, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. All our regular bargain-priced items will be available for purchase then, and we will also feature gorgeous, only-worn-once gowns and accessories for proms, balls and fancy events.

We are concerned that our readers have become complacent due to our insistence on reporting actual news and previewing events that will actually occur. Maybe it’s time to include alternative facts as well as truth in our pages. With this edition, The Swarthmorean ventures into the murky world of fake news, presenting a couple of stories that aren’t true, but maybe could be.

We are writing a community-generated story and we are looking for your help. If your family has ever received a free Arbor Day sapling from the Scott Arboretum, whether through Swarthmore-Rutledge School or by attending Scott Arboretum’s Arbor Day festivities, we would like to hear your stories and see some photos. Think back through the years! 

The Swarthmorean, which at 126 years old is among the longest publishing Pennsylvania newspapers, has been sold again, following a change of ownership at the beginning of this year. This time the buyer is Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon and reputedly the richest man in the world. The Swarthmorean joins the Washington Post among Bezos’s newspaper holdings.

Return to the Old Stomping Ground

On Sunday, April 7, New Yorker David Ostwald sweeps into his old hometown with the six-piece band that he fronts in a steady Wednesday night gig at the legendary jazz club Birdland in Midtown Manhattan. Beginning at 2 p.m., David Ostwald’s Louis Armstrong Eternity Band will celebrate and expatiate on traditional jazz at its Tri-State Jazz Society appearance at Community Arts Center in Wallingford.

An unnamed researcher recently turned up a hitherto unknown document pertaining to the so-called Biddle Tract in Swarthmore. The document may sow further confusion regarding the restrictions on development of commercial new cell properties in the heart of Swarthmore‘s commercial district.

Pizza is Primo; French Class Is Toast

Business Administrator Martha Kew struck two positive notes for the Wallingford-Swarthmore School Board at its meeting on Monday, March 25. She first noted that student participation in breakfasts and lunches was up 3% across the district this school year — an average increase of nine breakfasts and 104 lunches per day — coinciding with the beginning of WSSD’s contract with Nutrition Group, the district’s food service provider, whose contract is due for renewal. She takes this to signify student approval of the new food, and has additionally heard positive feedback from both students and staff. In particular, she has received “Numerous compliments regarding the [new] pizza.” 

Swarthmore Swim Club Gets Salty

At its annual membership meeting in February, the Swarthmore Swim Club announced the pending conversion of its lap pool to a saltwater chlorination system. The change will affect the six-lane lap pool, where swim team competitions are held and lap swimmers paddle for their 1000 lap shirts.

Grand Slam for Rutledge Girls Club

Wow! More than 140 friends, family, and supporters of the Rutledge Girls Club attended the Second Annual Beef and Beer Event on Friday, March 15. It was a fun, filling, and very successful fundraising event for the non-profit Girls Club, which supports five age-based softball teams for area girls from five though 15 years old.

Growing Up Only in Swarthmore

Is it possible to time travel back to the Swarthmore of yesteryear, when British children were shipped here to attend school, when a dog named after Wendell Wilkie acknowledged every passerby at Shirer’s pharmacy, when you paid a nickel to have your shoes shined at a Park Avenue shop?